Keep It In Your Pants!

I attended a get together the other night. I categorize her as a Hi and Bye friend. I was sitting down minding my own business when i spot a girl hugging this guy close by. As they parted the girl casually said to the guy..."Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" My jaw just ternganga. Selamat air liur tak meleleh...i mean how lame is that? What made it worse is mamat tu punya reply which is "No gun honey...Just very Very happy to see you" and then they laugh and giggle macam budak umur 4 tahun. What is happening to the world? Gosh! I believe in the saying "If you have it, flaunt it" but c'mon la...KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!